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Actual moments,.... when nakedness hit the cricket !

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In one famous incident during a Test match at the Oval, Jonathan Agnew suggested that Ian Botham was out hit wicket because he had failed to "get his leg over" (a British slang term meaning to have sex).
Johnston carried on commentating (and giggling) for 30 seconds before dissolving into helpless laughter(commenary below).

Talking of cricket-
http://youtu.be/3k0qZDdfvZk


Among his other gaffes was:
“ There's Neil Harvey standing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle ”
when Neil Harvey was representing Australia at the Headingley Test in 1961.


The oft cited quote:
“ The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey ”
occurred when Michael Holding of the West Indies was bowling to Peter Willey of England in a Test match at The Oval in 1976.
Johnston claimed not to have noticed saying anything odd during the match, and that he was only alerted to his gaffe by a letter from "a lady" named "Miss Mainpiece".


Another Cricket Funny :::
http://youtu.be/vzaNAgIbvsM,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtvYt28hD8I&feature=related

d_impy

Ozzy Cricket Jokes

What do you call an Australian that can handle a bat?
A vet

WHAT do you get if you cross the Australian cricket team with an OXO cube?
A laughing stock.

The Australian bobsleigh team have asked the Aussie cricket team for a meeting.
They want to ask their advice about going downhill so fast!

What's the difference between Ricky Ponting and a funeral director?
A funeral director doesn't keep losing the ashes.

Of everyone in the Aussie team, who spends the most time at the crease?
The woman who irons their cricket whites.

What's the height of optimism?
An Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.

What is the main function of the Australia coach?
To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.

Who has the easiest job in the Australian squad?
The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

What's the Australian version of LBW?
Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Why is Ricky Ponting cleverer than Houdini?
Because he can get out without even trying.

Why do Australians call their favourite drink XXXX?
Because they can't spell beer.

What does an Australian batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

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d_impy

Laughter the best medicine


Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

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At a Tyre Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Vets waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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And don't forget the sign at a
RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Sign on the back of yet another
Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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Tony

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