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      Cool Kavan

      Sycophant 1: KV Anand is a genius. I can't believe how he managed to simplify and explain the tricks behind the illegal diamond trade and smuggling industry with Ayan. Plus it has Tamanna's juicy midriff. I mean what more does one want from a movie. Such a master

      Sycophant 2:And don't forget about Anegan. I mean past life regression plus the dark side of the video gaming industry plus some kind of pill that makes you see ghosts. Wow. I can't even think of a script like that even when I'm dead stoned.

      Sycophant 3: It's amazing how he manages to mix in conjoined twins, energy drinks, The Munich plane crash along with sweeping shots of Kajal's hills and valleys

      (KV Anand enters the room clutching a sixth standard social sciences textbook in one hand and a morals and ethics books from the fifth standard and the DVD of Mudhalvan)

      KVA:We're all here to brainstorm, exchange ideas and arrive upon the skeletal framework of my latest movie. This one is going to be something different from all that we've done so far. Any guesses?

      Sycophant 1: Are we sending Surya to Thailand to investigate the sex tourism industry thereby conveniently figuring in shots of tits and asses. I hear he likes to travel a lot. He's begun to take the tag of Universal cop, a bit seriously, I'm starting to hear

      Sycophant 2:How about the illegal dumping of wastes and sewage into the water. Inshort, a movie about the shitty truths about the sewage industry

      KVA:You're close. But I'm planning to make a shitty movie about something even shittier than the sewage industry. I'm going to make a masterpiece on the workings of the media

      Logical Scriptwriter 1:You mean like how you ripped off State of Play to make the atrocious raped version, KO. Have you been watching HBO's Newsroom lately

      KVA:Shut your trap, ignorant human. I'm going to make something so illuminative and revelatory that this will be hailed by the generations to come and even some among the audience will rush to the theaters thrice in 3 days to catch this one

      Sycophants all together :All hail KVA. Let us know how to approach this movie, sir

      KVA: Okay, so the basic crux behind the movie is that media is bad. So we'll have a scene where an overweight lady with gaudy makeup and snooty behavior smashes a child straight onto his cheeks to make him cry and then tell the camera to zoom in on his crying face. That'll bring out the message that media is bad

      Sycophant 3:Such Subtlety, much greatness

      KVA:That's not all. We'll reveal the truths behind all the music shows. So we'll have a group of chicks singing fusion stuff by lip syncing and we'll let them win over a group who performs Tamil style folk dances. So this way we'll show how the media refuses to support Tamil kalacharam and wants only skimpy clothes and plunging necklines

      Sycophant 1:Semma idea, saaaaar

      KVA:We'll have a North Indian baddie who speaks as though he was born and brought up in an IELTS coaching center and to counter him we'll have someone who looks, speaks and walks Tamil. But we must always remember that we're making a movie that touches upon social issues.

      Sycophant 2:So who's getting raped?

      KVA:Ah, you got my drift didn't you. In order to ensure that our social issues are highlighted significantly, let's get the social activist raped. And let's blow up some stuff too. That way we can have an Islamic terrorism angle plus makes a rousing speech about women's empowerment.

      Logical scriptwriter :Wow, Kva. Seems like you're serious about the whole social angle. Kudos

      KVA:Of course, man. What the **** do you think. I've thought this through. Okay but we need to make sure that the treatment is not too dry. So after the speech about women's empowerment, well have the main lead and supporting characters, slap the villainess right on the cheek. That'll get the masses rolling. Also, the social activist lady needs to become insane after the rape. Because obviously, since her virginity is lost, she's lost everything. And yeah, lets have the Muslim character have a friend called Murugan. So we can throw in a line or two about secularism

      Sycophant 2:How on earth do you come up with this stuff sir. My brain is quite literally exploding with awesomeness. Bravo

      Sycophant 3:So who's gonna be playing the leads, sir?

      KVA:The guy I cast in the villains role in Ayan called me up recently. He's Gained a potbelly. So people refuse to cast him. I'm thinking of him as the antagonist. And speaking of potbellies, we'll have Vijay Sethupathi playing a 28 year old. He needs a mass hero image after the Rekka mishap. He won't say no. And let's style him completely different this time. I'm thinking straightened hair, flashy clothes and of course the potbelly in a t shirt. For the female lead, I'm thinking of Madonna. She still hasn't enable the audience to have a glimpse of her navel. So yeah, maybe people will sign up for that. And yeah, we need one character to just say dialogues like rap. So yeah, I've called Chimpoo. He said he'll send his dad over.

      KVA:So guys, now that I've given you a skeletal outline, get to work. Remember, we are making a social conscience raising entertainer. With songs. And hopefully, Madonna in skimpy clothes

      Epilogue

      Mrs. Poocha and Poocha watch the movie on their day off.

      (Sitting at a pub with a drink in their hands)

      Mrs. Poocha:So, after working our asses off, you bring me to watch this on our day off

      Poocha:Yeah, my bad. Sorry

      Mrs. Poocha:We could have had sex this morning. With excessive foreplay. Do you realize that

      Poocha:Yeah, it was a messed up decision to come for the movie. Tell you what, how about we go home right now. And get down and dirty

      Mrs. Poocha:Yeah, I'm not sleeping with you today and probably this whole week. That'll teach you a lesson. Shut up and sip your drink

      (Both or them sip their drinks in silence)
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      Epilogue vaayichu

      backy pinne pathukke vaayikkaam....

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      and even some among the audience will rush to the theaters thrice in 3 days to catch this one


      Mrs. Poocha:Yeah, I'm not sleeping with you today and probably this whole week. That'll teach you a lesson. Shut up and sip your drink
      ente ponno ..kola

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      onnum nokilla, just repped

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      Negative reps kodukkunnathengana?

      K V Anand Sirne chorinjittu oru poochem ivide valarenda
      Chaakkil ketti kalayanam @anukutty;

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      ini orazhcha kai thozhil thanne sharanam...
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      Pandu PazhassiRaja irangi Hit ayappol enikkum ithu pole dharmikaroshavum, asooyayum, pinne vere enthokkeyo thonniyirunnu

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      repped

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      Super Review..

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      Cash koduthu theatreil kerunna sadharanakkarane engane thripthypedunnu ennathine aasrayichirikkum chithrathinte vijayayhinte graph

      And KAVAN checks all the coloumns for a well made entertainer with the core theme never getting distracted

      I think you were expecting a realistic one like TAKE OFF

      Unfortunately this is one is a commercial entertainer, sorry

      And I don't want you to watch commercial entertainers again

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