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      Quote Originally Posted by lalistheonlySuperStar View Post

      KARTHIKEYAN 5th standard padikkunnathu vare swantham CH...DI kandittillayirunnu. orikkal avante teacher home work cheyyathathinu avante CH..DI kkitu randu adi koduthu.

      KK veettilethi..... kannadiyil poyi back nokki. appol avan njettiyittu paranhu...

      nayinte mol.. adichu randu kashanam akki kalanju
      Vincent Gomasine Chathichavaraarum innu jeevichirippilla..

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      <TABLE style="WIDTH: 100%; mso-cellspacing: 0in; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in" class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #d4d0c8; BORDER-LEFT: #d4d0c8; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; PADDING-LEFT: 1.5pt; WIDTH: 100%; PADDING-RIGHT: 1.5pt; BORDER-TOP: #d4d0c8; BORDER-RIGHT: #d4d0c8; PADDING-TOP: 1.5pt" width="100%"><TABLE style="mso-cellspacing: 0in; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in" class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #d4d0c8; BORDER-LEFT: #d4d0c8; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: #d4d0c8; BORDER-RIGHT: #d4d0c8; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top><TABLE style="WIDTH: 100%; mso-cellspacing: 1.5pt; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in" class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #d4d0c8; BORDER-LEFT: #d4d0c8; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; PADDING-LEFT: 0.75pt; WIDTH: 99.64%; PADDING-RIGHT: 0.75pt; BORDER-TOP: #d4d0c8; BORDER-RIGHT: #d4d0c8; PADDING-TOP: 0.75pt" vAlign=top width="99%">Astranger was seated next to a little girl on an
      Airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
      'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
      <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
      </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.'

      The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly
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      and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about. ?'

      'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.
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      'How aboutnuclear power?' and he smiles.

      'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic,
      but let me ask you a question first.
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      and a horse produces clumps of driedgrass. Why do you suppose that is?'

      The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
      intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

      To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
      qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'



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      Quote Originally Posted by aadu thoma View Post
      Tintu mone medical storeil chennu
      "evide ella marunum kittumo"

      kadakaran"ella marunnum kittum"

      tintumone"engil 1kg vedimarunnu tha"
      ara ivide enepatti illatadokke elutunne?

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      Joke: Indian Hell

      An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

      The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

      Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"

      He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

      But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria..."


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      <TABLE class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top>A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. what is your problem?'The Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'

      Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

      Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
      Boy.: '9'.


      Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
      Boy.: '36'.


      And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'

      Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.


      Madam asked, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?
      Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'

      Madam: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
      Boy.: Pockets.

      Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
      Boy.: Coconut.


      Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
      The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, boy was taking charge.
      Boy.: Bubblegum.


      Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
      Boy.: Shake hands.

      Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
      Boy.: Tent.


      Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
      The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
      Boy.: Wedding Ring.


      Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
      Boy.: Nose.


      Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
      Boy.: Arrow.



      Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
      Boy.: Fire truck.



      Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it, u have to use your hand.
      Boy.: Fork


      Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
      Boy.: Surname.


      Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love ?
      Boy.: Heart.


      The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, 'Send this boy to an university; I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
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      YES, NICE CAN: The red-blooded presidents of the US and France study a matter of international interest yesterday -- a 17-year-old junior delegate at the G-8 in Italy.
      http://www.nypost.com/seven/07102009...ief_178552.htm

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      Good One netooran.

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