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      After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

      Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
      Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
      Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question..
      If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
      Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
      Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"

      Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

      Later on the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
      He immediately answers:

      "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.

      Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal.

      The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

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      Mr.Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck:
      "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!
      The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

      The next day, Mrs.Verma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmedabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid.

      "Am I speaking to Mrs.Verma?"
      "Yes...... speaking"
      AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
      "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
      "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the AEC guy .
      "What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"
      " Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
      " GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."
      "Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you
      are overdue"
      "I know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ....
      he
      will speak to your company tomorrow "

      That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a
      bull, rushes to AEC office the next day morning.

      "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue?
      What
      business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.
      "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's nothing
      serious. All you have to do is pay us."
      "PAY you? and if I refuse?"
      "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."
      "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
      "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

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      Quote Originally Posted by Soapkuttappan View Post
      Payalukalkkonninum chodyangal onnumille ????
      jaseer ayalkkaariyumaayittengane? ayalkkaari jaseerumaayittengane?
      Naithik shiksha ke chutiyaape mein mistake hogaya...nahi tho aaj hum badiyaar aadmi hote!

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      Quote Originally Posted by DINODAZZLIN View Post
      jaseer ayalkkaariyumaayittengane? ayalkkaari jaseerumaayittengane?

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      prove

      Thumbi = aadu(goat)

      Proof:

      Ponnona thumbi.. poovaali thumbi.. aadu aadu nee aadaadu...

      That means Thumbi = aadu..

      kari

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      Quote Originally Posted by Kumbidi View Post
      prove

      Thumbi = aadu(goat)

      Proof:

      Ponnona thumbi.. poovaali thumbi.. aadu aadu nee aadaadu...

      That means Thumbi = aadu..

      Oh ho.. kili poyi...

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      Quote Originally Posted by Kumbidi View Post
      prove

      Thumbi = aadu(goat)

      Proof:

      Ponnona thumbi.. poovaali thumbi.. aadu aadu nee aadaadu...

      That means Thumbi = aadu..

      Hai yeh maya...

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      Quote Originally Posted by DINODAZZLIN View Post
      jaseer ayalkkaariyumaayittengane? ayalkkaari jaseerumaayittengane?

      dhaa ingane
      JASEER AYALKAARI

      JASEER AYALKAARI

      JASEER AYALKAARI
      Last edited by pappadam; 30th June 2009 at 02:41 PM.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Kumbidi View Post
      prove

      Thumbi = aadu(goat)

      Proof:

      Ponnona thumbi.. poovaali thumbi.. aadu aadu nee aadaadu...

      That means Thumbi = aadu..

      There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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      Quote Originally Posted by jaseer View Post
      E Asughathinu njangalude bhashayil Hitilla anatamy releasilla ennu parayum . Ningal b - markitu kodutha karangal kondu undaakunna oru cheriya roghamanau ithu ..
      Ini 1-2 filmukal koodi release chaithu thudarchayaayi pottumpol E asugham moordanyavasthayil ethunnathu .
      Inagne ullavare rakshikkan marunnukal marketil labhyamalla
      Siddratha ena hit film thudarchayaayi 10 thavana kanikkunnathu asughathinu thalkaalika shamanam kittaan saadyatha undu
      jaseer machu ne..ingane chiripichu kollathe....

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